Minnesota deserves receipts.
Not fairy tales.
Bring a claim. Attach the actual bytes. Reconstruct the clock. Run the math. Keep parody separate from public-record facts. No AI judgment, legal authority or fraud inference.
CI-FIRST six-field contract
A Merkle inclusion proof cannot establish that a legal or factual claim is true. A matching SHA-256 digest is ordinarily matching content, not evidence of a cryptographic collision.
Operating boundaries
Evidence Locker 🧾
Hash a local file in your browser; its bytes are not uploaded or stored. Capture the six evidence fields and export a receipt manifest. Enter only non-sensitive public record metadata.
1. Hash original bytes
2. Six-field record
Session receipts
0 addedLocal acquisition log
The Time-Gap Goblin ⏱️
Calculate an illustrative Minnesota §13.04, subd. 3 **data-subject** access request deadline. This does not apply to all government requests or court dockets. Legal holidays and applicability must be independently checked.
Business-day calculator
Starts counting the next calendar day; excludes Saturdays, Sundays and listed holidays. User-provided holiday list is an assumption, not an official holiday-calendar API.
Three clocks, one evidence boundary
Birthday Paradox Lab 🧮
Evaluate expected ID collisions ONLY under independent, uniformly sampled bit-space assumptions. These probabilities measure model collisions, not fraud, government misconduct or actual records.
Uniform identifier model
Sequential IDs, short/truncated identifiers, repeated ingestion, mixed namespaces and correlated generation invalidate naive random-uniform assumptions.
Reference vectors from Wolfram
| Bit space | 6 billion hypothetical IDs |
|---|---|
| 32 | ≈ 100% |
| 64 | 62.31024786% |
| 128 | 5.2897246 × 10⁻²⁰ |
| 256 | 1.5545103 × 10⁻⁵⁸ |
Digest ≠ fraud
Identical SHA-256 digests generally signal identical bytes or ingestion duplicates. Evidence of a genuine collision would require two demonstrably different byte streams yielding the same hash. A Merkle inclusion proof only confirms membership in a committed set.
Full Math CI Gate ✅
Run deterministic fixtures and inspect missing inputs. An offline app can verify its own calculations; it CANNOT certify external source availability, cloud execution, delivery or statewide coverage.
Deterministic fixtures
CI-FIRST boundary checks
Duplicate hash scope
Law, sources & news 📜
Official sources open live in a new tab. This offline application does NOT silently fetch, scrape, archive, or certify their current content. Import source bytes to create verifiable snapshots.
Government data access
Published policies and annual updates.
Open official law ↗Data-subject access and response window.
Open official law ↗Judicial records
Trial-level public case records; results may be incomplete.
Open Minnesota Courts ↗Eviction procedure; statutes and court rules need separate treatment.
Open official law ↗Current public information
Official court updates, rules and advisories.
View live site ↗Advisory opinions and access resources.
View live site ↗Historical source digest pointers (not live fetches)
| Source | 2026-11-06 recorded bytes | Recorded SHA-256 |
|---|---|---|
| 2026 Minnesota §13.04 HTML | 75,571 | 7e96abd4c47eb73e6a2b52ac584ab6020d1049327831137c6e5f6b328da318d8 |
| Aug 2026 Public-Access Policy PDF | 1,394,522 | 88d866399713b511727745a2c83ad673bcc97c47c0017ab8ca42b3cf84b68cc3 |
These historical digests derive from a prior audit report; the app does not possess or archive corresponding original source bytes. Do not compare them to today's live site without acquiring a fresh, time-stamped source.
Goblin Court 👹
The Honorable Time-Gap Goblin
“OBJECTION! You said the letter was sent on Monday. Can you show me when the citizen received it? The clock goblins demand their receipts!”